FABULOUS PICKLE SANDWICH RECIPE:
STEP ONE: Open your front door. Yes, it is pretty cold, right?
Is Francois the cat here? No, you say? I am sorry. I cannot make a cat as free as Francois conform to anyone’s wishes. Really it is part of her charm, you know.
STEP TWO: Why not have a pickle? Dipped in coffee? Wow, that is great. Who knew?
STEP THREE: Argh! I dropped the pickle into the dark pit of coffee! Below it swims, like a bright green whale in the cold dark depths…. Hey, there is Francois! Ah, what a fabulously regal cat…..